A spokesperson for Victoria Police¬†described Melbourne Victory fans as ‘thoughtless and wasteful’ after no flares were lit in tonight’s A-League fixture, despite heightened police presence.

“We doubled the amount of police tonight because of last week’s incident with flares, yet absolutely nothing happened.”

“These police officers don’t work for free, we even had to pay them overtime, and yet the careless A-League fans gave them nothing to do.”

The spokesperson expressed Victoria Police’s strong disappointment in the lack of flares or crowd violence, calling it a “blatant waste of taxpayers’ money”.

Victoria Police made clear in a statement posted on social media that taxpayer’s money was not entirely squandered, with numerous people kicked out for “celebrating too loudly”.

An Australian sporting expert replied to Victoria Police’s post on social media with his analysis of the situation, describing “we should just ban soccer in Australia”.

10 COMMENTS

  1. Where did VicPol publish these comments? I only ask as I’ve not seen them and you use “quotes”, i find it hard that the Police would say such a thing. Please prove me wrong.

  2. This is really poor form! How can any decent fan call themselves a a supporter with good behaviour like this?! It’s like having a shot at goal that’s way over or wide. At least make the goalie work – likewise, give the donut munchers something to do to work off the excess sugar..

  3. What a joke this can’t be true so from what the spokesperson from Victoria police is saying that the Victory fans were thoughtless and wasteful because no flares were lit or any serious violence sounds like they want people to be violent and light flares because they have put on extra police for the night honestly if this is true the Victoria police need to have a hard look at themselves because to me they just sound like winging pigs grow up Victoria police

  4. Fuckin stupid hooligans!! They wasted my hard earned fuckin money!!
    LIGHT A FUCKIN FLARE NEXT TIME YOU FUCKIN JUNKIE PUSSY WANKER MUT DOG CUNT FUCKING SCOUNDREL WASTE OF SPACE!! STOP BREEDING FUCKIN RATS! YOU BITCHES GONNA GET IT!!!

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