Internet horrified as unknown man shows up in Australian football photographs

Australian football supporters have reacted in horror to the spontaneous appearance of an unidentified man in thousands of football-related photos. The unknown man was discovered by Fairfax Media assistant editor Eduardo Cann...

Recoba Restless: reclusive member of ‘that’ Uruguay team opens up

In the lead up to Fox Sport's release of "November 16", Uruguay's resident recluse Alvaro Recoba has made a rare appearance on 'Teveo'; a popular television channel in Uruguay. Alvaro...

FFA cancels Spectator Code of Behaviour picture book after latest David Squires cartoon

It has been understood Football Federation Australia has ceased the development of a picture book style Spectator Code of Behaviour following the publication of "The Very Hungry Grub" by Guardian cartoonist David...

Local dad finalises which personal failures to take out on his son next season

Off-seasons aren't just hard on the players. Across the country, millions of parents are gearing up for the next iteration of their child's football competition. FMF spent last week following...

NSW Police may use ‘Westicide’ to weed out grub Wanderers fans

The Senate inquiry into police activity at Western Sydney Wanderers matches may have yielded its first major change, with rumours that NSW Police may phase out capsicum spray in favour of 'Westicides'...

Auckland City linked to A-League in surprise about-face for FFA

It has been widely speculated that a third Sydney team will be created if Wellington Phoenix is not granted the license extension they're looking for.  FMF can confirm today...

A-League fans starting to wonder where all the fucks to give went

The third round of Season 11 has just been completed, but already one fan has told journalists he is struggling to locate any fucks to give about this A-League...

Steve Bartman arrives in Australia, confident he won’t ruin Sydney Derby

Steve Bartman has arrived in Sydney on the eve of the Sydney Derby. The infamous fan who was front and centre of the Cub's world series controversy, where he...

Mariners fan wakes from ten year coma, can’t believe club still exists

Central Coast Mariners foundation member Edward Buxton awoke from a ten year coma this weekend, shocked to find out that his favourite A-League franchise still exists. In 2005, Mr. Buxton...

‘Finder’ app promises to revolutionise player scouting

It has often been discussed among the stakeholders of the Hyundai A-League how great the recruiting has been over the last decade. With teams such as Perth Glory and...