“Darkest day in Australian e-football.” Rudan, Bosnich blast FFA after Australia’s early FIFA Interactive...

Heralded as Australia's brightest football eSports talent since MarkViduka420, Marcus Gomes' humbling exit from the FIFA Interactive World Cup has the Australian e-football community scratching its head, and its...

Internet horrified as unknown man shows up in Australian football photographs

Australian football supporters have reacted in horror to the spontaneous appearance of an unidentified man in thousands of football-related photos. The unknown man was discovered by Fairfax Media assistant editor Eduardo Cann...

FFA to soothe VAR anger by releasing mind-altering chemicals into the atmosphere

Football Federation Australia have announced that they're deep in negotiations with major Australian airliners to release chemicals into the skies over Australia's capital cities in a bid to sooth...

FFA declares war on headline puns

Football Federation Australia has announced a crackdown on news outlet providers concerning the use of puns in headlines of football-related articles. FMF understands this initiative, a world-first in football, has been...

Lowy family cements control over FFA with grandson Noah nominated as second in line

Football Federation Australia today announced Noah Lowy, grandson of current Chairman Frank Lowy, will succeed his father Steven as the next-next Chairman of the game's governing body. The move cements the Lowy family...

Australian soccer impatiently awaits corrupt organisation to save it from incompetent organisation

Football Federation Australia's Emergency General Meeting is looming, as is FIFA's November 30 deadline to improve stakeholder diversity. All the while, Australia's soccer community sits and waits, breathless, hopeful...

FFA unveils full-time professional ballkids

Football Federation Australia has announced that with the appointment of full-time referees in an effort to improve the quality of A-League matches, they feel that ball kids are the...

Radical ‘should-based system’ could rescue football from bitter pay dispute

With no obvious resolution to football's pay dispute in sight, a visiting American businessman has outlined what he believes is the 'perfect' administrative system which would break football's contract deadlock and...

FFA cancels Spectator Code of Behaviour picture book after latest David Squires cartoon

It has been understood Football Federation Australia has ceased the development of a picture book style Spectator Code of Behaviour following the publication of "The Very Hungry Grub" by Guardian cartoonist David...

Auckland City linked to A-League in surprise about-face for FFA

It has been widely speculated that a third Sydney team will be created if Wellington Phoenix is not granted the license extension they're looking for.  FMF can confirm today...