Thursday, December 13, 2018

Victoria Police criticise well behaved Melbourne Victory fans for wasting taxpayer money

A spokesperson for Victoria Police described Melbourne Victory fans as 'thoughtless and wasteful' after no flares were lit in tonight's A-League fixture, despite heightened police presence. "We doubled the amount of...

Mariners fan wakes from ten year coma, can’t believe club still exists

Central Coast Mariners foundation member Edward Buxton awoke from a ten year coma this weekend, shocked to find out that his favourite A-League franchise still exists. In 2005, Mr. Buxton...

Man admits he just smiles and nods when friend talks about NSL

Thirty-one-year-old local man Issac Peterson told reporters on Monday that due to having no knowledge of football in Australia before the formation of the A-League, he has no choice but...

Melbourne City announce plans to trial ‘marking’ for the 2015/2016 season

Melbourne City coach John Van't Schip has revealed his side will be trialing the unorthodox football strategy of 'marking' in the 2015/16 Hyundai A-League season. Speaking to reporters Monday, Van't Schip...

Central Coast Mariners to move home games from North Sydney Oval to Goodison Park

Central Coast Mariners' owner Mike Charlesworth has announced the club will cease its controversial attempts to move games to North Sydney Oval, instead opting to host at least two...

A-League coaches could be sacked via Facebook

Continuing to ride the crest of the social media tsunami, Football Federation Australia announced a partnership with Facebook to develop a "Sack" button for the Facebook profiles of A-League...

Daniel Mullen confident Jets move won’t completely ruin his career

Former Wanderers, Melbourne Victory and Adelaide United defender Daniel Mullen told reporters Saturday he has no qualms about moving to the troubled Newcastle Jets, saying joining a club with...

Sydney FC join forces with legendary pop group Eiffel 65

Sydney FC have teamed up with Italian supergroup Eiffel 65, to offer the club’s fans an exclusive line of merchandise ahead of the band’s 2015 Blue Dot world tour. Eiffel...

Israel Folau on Sydney FC’s radar

Threatening to further add fuel to the code war fire, chronic code-jumper Israel Folau is rumoured to be considering another switch, this time to Sydney glamour club Sydney FC. Speaking...

Whole of Football Plan replaced by Disaster Girl meme as FFA prepares to burn...

Football Federation have updated their long-term strategic vision for Australian football, replacing their centrepiece Whole of Football Plan with the Disaster Girl meme. A spokesman for FFA told journalists on...