Thursday, December 13, 2018

“We deserve a voice.” Melbourne City eSports signing Marcus Gomes demands a place for...

Latest Melbourne City signing and FIFA phenom Marcus Gomes used his announcement press conference to stake a claim on behalf of all Australian FIFA players for a voice on...

Western Sydney Wanderers docked three A-League points for disrupting fixture schedule

Following through with its threat to clamp down on anti-social behavour, Football Federation Australia announced it will be applying a three-point deduction to the Western Sydney Wanderers' A-League points...

A-League Finals: David Villa returns to lead Melbourne City to Grand Final glory

Melbourne City officials are putting the finishing touches on a deal to bring Spanish superstar David Villa back to Melbourne on a guest contract for their run towards the Grand Final. An...

Wanderers deny Gombau appointment was caused by Russian interference

The appointment of a new coach is normally a time of celebration and optimism, yet Western Sydney Wanderers were today forced to defend their decision to appoint former Adelaide...

Victoria Police criticise well behaved Melbourne Victory fans for wasting taxpayer money

A spokesperson for Victoria Police described Melbourne Victory fans as 'thoughtless and wasteful' after no flares were lit in tonight's A-League fixture, despite heightened police presence. "We doubled the amount of...

FFA impose eighth place sanction on Melbourne Victory to prevent Grand Final stadium disaster

Football Federation Australia officials have confirmed Melbourne Victory will finish in eighth place at the end of the regular A-League season, no matter the points they've accrued, to prevent...

FFA to soothe VAR anger by releasing mind-altering chemicals into the atmosphere

Football Federation Australia have announced that they're deep in negotiations with major Australian airliners to release chemicals into the skies over Australia's capital cities in a bid to sooth...

Five things to look out for this Sydney Derby

It's that time of season where Sydney FC and Western Sydney Wanderers face off (quite literally) to see who will walk away as winners, and who will be spamming the #RefsFault...

Central Coast Mariners in financial turmoil over large Uber fare

Central Coast Mariners are in damage control after administrators announced the club's immediate financial security was in jeopardy due to 'an incredibly large Uber fare.' Issuing a press release to journalists Saturday...