Thursday, December 13, 2018

“We deserve a voice.” Melbourne City eSports signing Marcus Gomes demands a place for...

Latest Melbourne City signing and FIFA phenom Marcus Gomes used his announcement press conference to stake a claim on behalf of all Australian FIFA players for a voice on...

Whole of Football Plan replaced by Disaster Girl meme as FFA prepares to burn...

Football Federation have updated their long-term strategic vision for Australian football, replacing their centrepiece Whole of Football Plan with the Disaster Girl meme. A spokesman for FFA told journalists on...

“These Australians are fucked.” – FIFA confused by Australian football’s dogged desire to destroy...

The future of Australian football continues to hang in the balance Thursday night, as delegates from FIFA depart having failed to bring about a resolution to the ongoing power...

Five things to look out for this Sydney Derby

It's that time of season where Sydney FC and Western Sydney Wanderers face off (quite literally) to see who will walk away as winners, and who will be spamming the #RefsFault...

Kanye West sends bizarre tweets to Mark Zuckerberg about buying an A-League club

Hip hop superstar Kanye West has been capturing a lot of attention in recent days with his outlandish behaviour on Twitter, but his latest series of tweets has caught...

4 punishments FFA had to leave out of their revamped fan ban policy

While there will no doubt be some back and forth between active groups and the administration over the coming days, fans across the league were relieved to see Football...

Central Coast Mariners in financial turmoil over large Uber fare

Central Coast Mariners are in damage control after administrators announced the club's immediate financial security was in jeopardy due to 'an incredibly large Uber fare.' Issuing a press release to journalists Saturday...

Internet horrified as unknown man shows up in Australian football photographs

Australian football supporters have reacted in horror to the spontaneous appearance of an unidentified man in thousands of football-related photos. The unknown man was discovered by Fairfax Media assistant editor Eduardo Cann...

FFA cancels Spectator Code of Behaviour picture book after latest David Squires cartoon

It has been understood Football Federation Australia has ceased the development of a picture book style Spectator Code of Behaviour following the publication of "The Very Hungry Grub" by Guardian cartoonist David...

NSW Police may use ‘Westicide’ to weed out grub Wanderers fans

The Senate inquiry into police activity at Western Sydney Wanderers matches may have yielded its first major change, with rumours that NSW Police may phase out capsicum spray in favour of 'Westicides'...