“These Australians are fucked.” – FIFA confused by Australian football’s dogged desire to destroy...

The future of Australian football continues to hang in the balance Thursday night, as delegates from FIFA depart having failed to bring about a resolution to the ongoing power...

AFL release 2022 fixture schedule, ruling out Australian soccer World Cup

In unfortunate news for Australian football fans, the AFL have released their 2022 fixtures eight years ahead of schedule, ruling out all hope for an Australian football World Cup. With a prominent...

ISIS denounces Herald Sun, says organisation not crazy enough to get involved with football...

A statement released by Islamic fundamentalist group ISIS on Thursday criticised an article published in the Herald Sun comparing football supporters with jihadi terrorists, saying the organisation would never...

Whole of Football Plan replaced by Disaster Girl meme as FFA prepares to burn...

Football Federation have updated their long-term strategic vision for Australian football, replacing their centrepiece Whole of Football Plan with the Disaster Girl meme. A spokesman for FFA told journalists on...

“We deserve a voice.” Melbourne City eSports signing Marcus Gomes demands a place for...

Latest Melbourne City signing and FIFA phenom Marcus Gomes used his announcement press conference to stake a claim on behalf of all Australian FIFA players for a voice on...

Western Sydney Wanderers docked three A-League points for disrupting fixture schedule

Following through with its threat to clamp down on anti-social behavour, Football Federation Australia announced it will be applying a three-point deduction to the Western Sydney Wanderers' A-League points...

A-League Finals: David Villa returns to lead Melbourne City to Grand Final glory

Melbourne City officials are putting the finishing touches on a deal to bring Spanish superstar David Villa back to Melbourne on a guest contract for their run towards the Grand Final. An...

Wanderers deny Gombau appointment was caused by Russian interference

The appointment of a new coach is normally a time of celebration and optimism, yet Western Sydney Wanderers were today forced to defend their decision to appoint former Adelaide...

Wow! These fluoro pink footy boots hide the fact that you have a small...

Have you ever worried about just how utterly small your penis is? It's something that many of us struggle with on a daily basis, particularly when playing sports. I'm sure...

Victoria Police criticise well behaved Melbourne Victory fans for wasting taxpayer money

A spokesperson for Victoria Police described Melbourne Victory fans as 'thoughtless and wasteful' after no flares were lit in tonight's A-League fixture, despite heightened police presence. "We doubled the amount of...