Whole of Football Plan replaced by Disaster Girl meme as FFA prepares to burn...

Football Federation have updated their long-term strategic vision for Australian football, replacing their centrepiece Whole of Football Plan with the Disaster Girl meme. A spokesman for FFA told journalists on...

“These Australians are fucked.” – FIFA confused by Australian football’s dogged desire to destroy...

The future of Australian football continues to hang in the balance Thursday night, as delegates from FIFA depart having failed to bring about a resolution to the ongoing power...

Wow! These fluoro pink footy boots hide the fact that you have a small...

Have you ever worried about just how utterly small your penis is? It's something that many of us struggle with on a daily basis, particularly when playing sports. I'm sure...

Pokémon GO: How have A-League fans been enjoying the latest sensation?

"It's great to visit all the landmarks of Adelaide. The tram to Glenelg, Rundle Mall... the tram again." Don Blake, deputy leader of Adelaide United's active support   "This game is terrible because...

Six things NOT to say to your French mate after his Euros 2016 loss

France lost the Euros 2016 Final this morning, and all of your French mates will undoubtedly be devastated. For Modern Football has your back! Here are five things you must under...

God apologises for Eddie McGuire, but blames humanity

In response to Eddie McGuire's blatantly insincere apologies for comments made about drowning journalist Caroline Wilson, God has released an official statement apologising for creating Eddie McGuire, but also...

Flare supporters argue Croatian footballers “just don’t understand football”.

The Croatian National team has criticised its own fans for use of flares this weekend, marring their Euros 2016 clash against the Czech Republic. Supporters of flare usage have...

ISIS denounces Herald Sun, says organisation not crazy enough to get involved with football...

A statement released by Islamic fundamentalist group ISIS on Thursday criticised an article published in the Herald Sun comparing football supporters with jihadi terrorists, saying the organisation would never...

Five Reasons Why the Socceroos Would Win Euros 2016

You may have noticed something called "Euros 2016" trending on Twitter over the past week. Some investigation reveals it to be something like the soccer version of Eurovision. Unlike...

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