Thursday, December 13, 2018

FFA to soothe VAR anger by releasing mind-altering chemicals into the atmosphere

Football Federation Australia have announced that they're deep in negotiations with major Australian airliners to release chemicals into the skies over Australia's capital cities in a bid to sooth...

“Darkest day in Australian e-football.” Rudan, Bosnich blast FFA after Australia’s early FIFA Interactive...

Heralded as Australia's brightest football eSports talent since MarkViduka420, Marcus Gomes' humbling exit from the FIFA Interactive World Cup has the Australian e-football community scratching its head, and its...

“We deserve a voice.” Melbourne City eSports signing Marcus Gomes demands a place for...

Latest Melbourne City signing and FIFA phenom Marcus Gomes used his announcement press conference to stake a claim on behalf of all Australian FIFA players for a voice on...

Whole of Football Plan replaced by Disaster Girl meme as FFA prepares to burn...

Football Federation have updated their long-term strategic vision for Australian football, replacing their centrepiece Whole of Football Plan with the Disaster Girl meme. A spokesman for FFA told journalists on...

“These Australians are fucked.” – FIFA confused by Australian football’s dogged desire to destroy...

The future of Australian football continues to hang in the balance Thursday night, as delegates from FIFA depart having failed to bring about a resolution to the ongoing power...

Wow! These fluoro pink footy boots hide the fact that you have a small...

Have you ever worried about just how utterly small your penis is? It's something that many of us struggle with on a daily basis, particularly when playing sports. I'm sure...

Pokémon GO: How have A-League fans been enjoying the latest sensation?

"It's great to visit all the landmarks of Adelaide. The tram to Glenelg, Rundle Mall... the tram again." Don Blake, deputy leader of Adelaide United's active support   "This game is terrible because...

Six things NOT to say to your French mate after his Euros 2016 loss

France lost the Euros 2016 Final this morning, and all of your French mates will undoubtedly be devastated. For Modern Football has your back! Here are five things you must under...

God apologises for Eddie McGuire, but blames humanity

In response to Eddie McGuire's blatantly insincere apologies for comments made about drowning journalist Caroline Wilson, God has released an official statement apologising for creating Eddie McGuire, but also...